| 1 May 08 More on DFID aid: The GM as usual is behind the times []. We had (Hash Scribes Union, (Nepal H4 Chapter) already requested some of Dfid’s aid for ‘raising English skills”. They replied that the standard of our Hash Shite was so high that they could not consider our request. They did however suggest that a request for funding for training for the GM in communication skills and oratory might be considered. K.L. Spokesperson HSU (H4) |
| 30 Apr 08 Nice, Just a small remark, I read on the site that the location for hash 1340 [] will be me and HeBitch. I'm sure HeBitch's belly will provide a sufficient and satisfying replacement for the Mountains of Nepal, but my body is just to flimsy and feeble for y'all to trample upon. /Ties |
| 30 Apr 08 More blather from Towed: I've just read the trashes by Ties and noted his application for membership of the Trash Writers' Guild. There are a number of issues that need clarification. The money for Improving English is from DFID and not CLOGAID and is therefore only available to citizens of her colonies and south of the Humber (KL qualifies on three counts there with his original nationality, his hash name and residence in US - does he get three times as much?). Also the trash writers guild is only for people who can write comprehendable English. Also (in respect of trash 1536) for those who write shorter trashes than those like wot I do. On and On and On, Towed. |
| 29 Apr 08 Towed on aid money: Rotts, the DFID programme is incentive-based - I receive a reduction in the duration of my contract here for every completed and grammatically correct Trash wot I write. PS, Over-Exposed finally made it here and has been on the last three hashes. Last week's was my first encounter as I have been on leave. We were run off the road on the way to the run by his convoy of four landcruisers with occupants armed to the teeth and lights flashing and sirens blaring. Towed |
| 29 Apr 08 Double Dutch: I couldn't bare to watch the deplorable state our hash thrashes are in of late, so I wrote one for the Yogi-hash 1536 and the Prachanda-hash 1537. The biggest lapse in my reporting concerns the circle-procedings. I just copied the stuff on the hash page and wrote down the bits that stuck to the back of my head.
Bbtw, there is a Union of Hash Scribes?? While I have been writing all this time totally unprotected against the market forces? Also the existence of this bulwark implies employment, so where's my money! On, on, und so weiter, Ties |
| 24 Apr 08 Where does all the aid money go? Dear GM, I have just read in The Guardian Weekly of 4th of this month that DfID are about to spend $100m on 'raising English language skills' in Bangladesh. Does it need this much to persuade Towed to write a literate and comprehensible trash for the Dakha Hash? And can the HHHH not have some of it to improve the performance of Keeled Over, KL, and the rest of the Kathmandu chapter of the Union of Hash Scribes? I would be willing to manage any funds diverted for this purpose. OnOn. Rotter |
| 16 Apr 08 Photos wanted from Hash 1500/1501: Can anyone with any photos from hashes 1500/1501 in Bandipur please send them to me at cjacoby@jhuccp.org or bring them on a CD to the hash. We're making a film and would like to incorporate any photos that people took that the film did not capture. G-miz |
| 2 Apr 08 Rock’s Mini Golf and Restaurant: Kruel Kent is opening up a new restaurant on Sunday 6 April in Dhobighat near Sanepa serving steaks etc. Phone Kent at 4331519 for more details. And yes there is normally no advertising on the hash. We hope that Kruel will be setting a run from there before too long and offering a heavy discount on the beer KO |
| 8 Apr 08 Trash 1527: The photos for Hash 1527 are finally posted. Thanks to Alexander. KO |
| 10 Apr 08 Dingaling's birthday party: Yes on Friday 11 April after 8pm at my place in Sanepa (better if people eat first). All hashers are welcome. Click here for directions and tel. 98510-32892 if you need more details. The Gee Ms |
| 6 Apr 08 NEWSFLASH: CHILDKILLER SURVIVES ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT: "Just to let people know that despite the cunning attempts of this week's
hares to extract revenge on me for all my years of killing children on the
HASH -- going so far as to set the trail over every hill for ten
kilometers around, setting a hash that lasted for three hours into the dark, positioning people along the route who
did not speak a word of English, nor had ever heard of Gorkana Forest, and
finally trying to pick me off with renegade taxis and buses on the run-in ...
all they managed to do was create extreme exhaustion and severe dehydration. After a visit to the Ciwec Clinic I have been declared fit to terrorize
children on the HASH for the foreseeable future. Better luck next time kids!" Childkiller |
| 4 Apr 08 Trash 1534: Pretty amazing trash this week folks. Check it out. KO |
| 29 Mar 08 One way of solving the hash paper shortage: The ashes of granny Gladys Wood have been put to good use – as a trail for a running club to follow. Members of the Hash House Harriers became the Ash House Harriers when they marked an 8km (5mile) course in honour of their friend. The ashes of the 84-year-old were mixed with sawdust and flour on the trail, in Dorset. Nice. A friend said: 'It was a fitting end and I think she would have approved of what we did." On-on KO |
| 19 Mar 08 Shredded paper needed. Shredded paper needed. Shredded paper needed. Shredded paper needed. Yes, Shredded paper is urgently needed to set the runs! Bring it along to the hash and hand it over to Keeled Over or anybody else responsible looking. Keeled Over |
| 19 Mar 08 Child cruelty. Hello good friends.
It´s almost April again and I will be off for the third time to cross Austria running in 25 days. If your German is good enough you can follow the progress on our website; if not just enjoy the daily pictures.
Cheers to all Peter 'Fat/Fast Forward' Rietveld |
| 16 Mar 08 Ciao from Rome. I recently hashed the Ides of March of Rome Hash. Find some pictures of them by clicking here. It was great running crazy around the eternal city wearing roman dress with all the tourists looking at us, some of them even shouting and cursing. Well, the On-In was not as hardcore as ours, but they had many different hash songs. On On, HairStyle |
| 7 Mar 08 Hoi KO and Rotter! I've just looked at your webshite and note the sickening, fawning praise for this bloke Mark wot wrote a trash almost as long as one of mine. Not only that, but it is not even in English. You never said things like that about me! Anyway, what I'm really writing for is that, noting the positive plethora of scribes that you seem now to have, could you spare a couple to come down here and help me out as I am around 7 trashes behind (we had 5 runs in 10 days!) and struggling to keep up. On On, Towed |
| 5 Mar 08 Loyal servants, I mean subjects, I mean citizens, In my first act as president of the HWU, I humbly accept the certification bestowed on me by KL and HZ. I hereby bestow the responsibility for trash writing on my newly appointed Prime Minister, HZ. Should the promise of timely mismanagement of the posting of trashes not be carried out, the HWU will be forced to activate it's youth wing in order to solve the crisis. KO and HZ, I hope your kids are ready. KL, you may substitute Dunny in the absence of any available youths to sacrifice for the cause. Presidentially yours, Mark |
| 4 Mar 08 What a 'magnificent hash trash' (1530) written by Mark. He has just been voted in as new Hash Writer's Union (HWU) President and has been certified to write trashes by KL and myself. gUARANTEED Mismanagement of the posting of trashes has been heard and promised many times in the past. If this CUrrent promise is not adhered 2, there will have 2 B severe aJiTaTion by the HWU.
sIGNED hz AND kl. and PRESIDENT MARK |
28 Feb 08 Folks, I wouldn't dream of saving you folks space by allowing you to erase me. This used to happen a lot in China, and usually the people who were air-brushed out of the picture wished they hadn't been.
Still waiting to be confirmed before I can start running the Dhaka hash.
On-on, Over-exposed |
| 27 Feb 08 A sad but true letter to the GM: "Dear GM,
Some friends have warned me that they have found a picture of me while trying to Google me, that appears on your website at http://aponarch.com [...] trash_1484.html >
(third picture from above).
I have indeed participated to the Hash run that day (21 April 2007) but I do not remember having been warned that pictures may be posted on your website, nor have I given my approval to do so.
Therefore, I would kindlly ask you to remove it from your website please.
Thank you
**** *******."
Click here to see how the hash has sensitively responded to this plea. The Shite Mismanagement Committee |
| 27 Feb 08 India Nash Hash: GM,
I was surfing and noted that you are wanting hares for the 8th – call it off and come to Delhi for the India Nash Hash 2008.
This is very late to say the least but I understand that Leyla our GM for the Delhi H3 was in Kathmandu and spread the word. Regardless, if you get to Delhi, look us up.
On On Bill “Ka Ka” Curtis GM CH3 |
| 26 Feb 08 Squizza and Barbie: Congratulations on your betrothal and glad to see that Squizza did not do his condom-up-the-nose trick during the nuptials. Your Granpa's old tractor was a great choice of high performance swanky wedding limousine! On-on from the HHHH |
| 23 Feb 08 News from Squizza: Hey guys, hope all is well in Kathmandu. We are living back in Aus at the moment. Needed to touch base with our roots. Got hitched a couple of weeks ago. Check out this link for a few photos. We had a "circle of friends" at the end of course. All the best to the crew in the Du. Shrivelled and Barbie Girl |
| 18 Feb 08 Hash history: See the new link in the left hand panel that goes to a potted history of the Himalayan Hash. KO |
| 16 Feb 08 Marathon woman: Hey KO, today, I completed the 42.195 km run in Pokhara. There were sufficient water and sponge supply points. More than that, the school children and local peoples' great cheering encouraged us a lot to run. Also, there was a strong discipline of the marathon management. Pokhara Marathon was well worth participating in! On on! S.W. |
| 14 Feb 08 Chelsea Tractors: As of hash 1528, anyone turning up in a gas-guzzling Chelsea tractor (and which does not contain a large quantity of beer - GM) will be charged a surcharge on their hash fee payable to the ExGM's Retirement Fund for Global Warming. Sensors will be installed near the on-in and your hash credit card automatically debited. Red Steve |
| 11 Feb 08 Hash 1527 map: Y'all, click this link to get a map on Google Maps of the route I took on last Saturday's hash. As you can see I only fell for three of the short cuts. On-on KL |
| 4 Feb 08 Dear Rotter, Glad to see The Ex-GM has now made a comeback and features regularly in the hash trash, tho' the GMizz seems to be ruling the roost! I see that Luke and Josh featured in the trash a couple of times not long after we left but don't seem to have appeared recently. Maybe someone could chase up their new owners c/o the UN and find out why they are failing to provide proper exercise and the usual weekly workouts/opportunities to kill chickens etc?? The hash here in Gaborone is pretty boring after Kathmandu ... On on! Victim and Fanta |
| 23 Jan 08 Nash Hash India 2008: See updated details on their webshite... All Himalayan Hashers are welcome to the Nash Hash in Delhi from 7-9 March. On 7 March there will be a Red Dress Run through the India Gate lawn areas followed by a gala dinner and party. On the
8 March there will be an afternoon run in the forest areas south of Delhi followed by a hash bash. The main event of the
last day will be The Recovery Run. Hope to see some hashers from Nepal there. Go to the link at the bottom of www.hashesofdelhi.com to find out how to join in the fun. Ever Reddy Leyla |
| Friday 8 Feb 08, 8.30 pm: I've just recceed tomorrow's run from the comfort of my living room on Google Earth! Sure beats the discomfort of going out and getting covered in shiggy ... I would recommend it. See you tomorrow. KO |
| 28 Jan 08 Dear Towed, You can indeed open a local chapter of the (now International) HashTrash Writers Union in Bangladesh, provided of course that 10% of all dues collected are forwarded to the HWU executive here in Kathmandu (Please make cheques in Australian dollars only payable to G. Connor). You may like to know that we have written to the Screen Writers Guild of America advising them of our full support in their demands for internet royalties (HHHH mismanagement please note) and requesting their reciprocal support in our quest for less tardiness and more civility from the said mismanagement. Regards KL p.s. Sorry to hear about the knees, however, I have been reliably told that that a knee brace does tend to give one a distinguished air - something otherwise sadly lacking on HHHH. |
| 28 Jan 08 Rotts, Does KO actually have two socks of each colour or are these the same, but just other way round as the photos for 1524 and 1525 show? Of the 6974 visitors to the site since Oct 2006, how many of these are Towed and myself? My excuse is that I’m semi-retired and Towed’s is probably that he’s Consultant and therefore has a lot of free time at work. Regards, Turd Herder PS As a sometime Hash Trash on H4 and on other H3s can I join the TWU and set up an Irish chapter for semi-retired HTs? |
| 25 Jan 08 Dear Rotts, The similarities don't just end with being objectionable and writing (excellent) trash, but I am now porting a neoprene cripple kit on my right knee, similar to the one wot KL wears. On On Towed |
| 24 Jan 08 Dear Towed, Why is it that the most objectionable hashers write trashes and congregate in unions? If you and KL think I'm going to put up with pen-downs for better conditions and annual hash fee bargaining etc. etc. you've got another one coming. But I do support working to rule. The only one: The GM is always right. Yours on on for ever. Rotter Founder Amalgamated Union of GMs and GMizzes (one lives in hope) |
| 23 Jan 08 Dear Rotts, I know you haven't heard from me for a while and will be missing the cut and thrust of our usual jocular correspondence. However, my interest was aroused by KL's remarks in trash 1524 regarding the aforementioned Trash Writers Union. Could you explain if this is going to be an international organisation and if so, how can I join and set up the Dhaka Chapter. Yours succinctly Towed |
| 21 Jan 08 Liz, can you contact me and I will come with the Landrover to pick up the large amount of paper that you said you had. GM |
| 15 Jan 08 Dear Incompetent Ones: Please find the 2007 HMH evaluation report attached. FOX |
Cry from the heart of a desparately inexperienced Hare
Any experienced hashers willing this Saturday to share their bag of
tricks, I mean wealth of knowledge, in hash-setting, please submit your
application to mark@roamingcavetroll.com or 555-5540, or 98510 29027. Mark |
| 7 Jan 08 Pokhara marathon: Hey my dear friends, the 7th Pokhara Marathon will be held on Saturday 16 February 2008. Click here for details. Email me before 20 January if you are interested in taking part in the marathon, 10km or 5km runs. On on! Spider Woman |
| 1 Dec 07 Paper shortage: We urgently need shredded paper for setting the runs with. Hand over the shredded remains of your office's useless reports to the GM asap. KO |
| 18 Jan Golden opportunity: Do you want to help Keeled out with posting the trash? Do you want valuable experience to add to your CV? If you know how to use Dreamweaver software or want to learn and no how to spel then get in touch with Keeled or the GM. Give Keeled a phone if the Hash server crashes due to the volume of responses. All applications will be treated in confidence by being announced at next week's circle. Get on the HHHH consultant roaster today!! KO and the GM |
| 19 Jan 08 - 11 am Today's hash is at Lakhuri Bhanjyang, but do check out the paper at the bottom where you turn left to go up to LB. Don't panic KO |
| 19 Jan 08 - Saturday 9am - Hash Flash Today's hash may be relocated to somewhere else along the Lubhu road. I need to get hold of Jimmi first though. Last night's rain will make it difficult for non-4 wheel drives to get up to Lakhuri Bhanjyang. KO |
| 1 Dec 07 Paper shortage: We urgently need shredded paper for setting the runs with. Hand over the shredded remains of your office's useless reports to the GM asap. KO |
| 31 Dec 07 Jigsaw: If anyone wants a (used once) humorous 1,000 piece jigsaw - entitled 'The Great British Garden Fete" email KL at ghckat@yahoo.com. KL |
| 29 Dec 07 The hash is on today as Doggy Style saves the day! He is setting a live hare and today's hash is not cancelled. KO |
| 24 Dec 07 Happy Christmas to all Himalayan hashers current, past and future, wherever you may be. The Inner Circle |
| 28 Nov 07 Yogi's back... or rather his head-wear. See some great new photos just posted on trash 1496 from July 2007. Asst Sheitmeister |
| 24/11/07 Something fishy: There is something very fishy about trash 1515 and I think that the so-called He-Bitch should be made to confess what he has been up to. KO |
| 24/11/07 News of the Religious Adviser: I was down in Jhapa last week and popped in to see The Fox. He's having a great time down there, teaching and trekking the Eastern Hills. His only worry is getting posted back to Kathmandu, but that does not seem to be on the horizon at the moment. He tells me the area surrounding the school would be great for hashing, except in the hot season. So I think we've found a venue for Run 1600! The mountain visible behind him is a spur of Kangchenjunga, I think. GM |
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| 22/11/07 Hash fleece orders: DEADLINE EXTENDED! Could all hashers who have ordered fleecies collect and pay for them by Saturday 1 December at Yogi's hash or organise for someone else to pick them up for you. We leave for New Zealand shortly and would like to
distribute all the fleecies before we leave. Sorry, but no more orders
can be accepted. On-on. Lao Lover Pvt Ltd |
| 13/10/07 Get fleeced: Contact Lao Lover and His Lover to order your hash fleece. KO |
| 11/10/07 Barbie, Shrivelled, Congratulations to you both from the Towed Clan, and for your generous invitation. We plan to be in Melbourne indefinitely from around May next year and are reassured that our stay will not be interrupted by Rotter. On On Towed |
| 10/11/07 Today's hash: Today's hash is today and not on the 17th November as per the instructions. Well done Liz for spotting this week's deliberate mistake. KO |
| 10/11/07 GM Puja: Following on from Crow Puja and Dog Puja Tihar reaches its climax today with GM Puja. Bring along a malla (flower garland) or other token of your appreciation for the GM to ensure his continued good humour and dedicated service to the Himalayan Hash over the next 12 months. Keeled Over |
| 7/11/07 Manaslu Marathon: Two Crazy British have just run from Everest Base Camp to Kathmandu in 3 days 2 hours 36 minutes! Can I count on the Himalayan Hash's two British Gentlemen (GM & KO) to perform a similar feat at the Mount Manaslu Marathon in Gorkha, planned for May 9th 2008. On on!! Spider Woman |
| 5/11/07 Dear HHHH, I have some wonderful news... Shrivelled is clearly not totally shrivelled and Barbie Girl is obviously far from an air-filled plastic doll. We have managed to produce a Shrivelled Barbie that will one day come back and haunt the HHHH with more vengeance than we ever managed to dish out! Little Ossie Squirrell is already showing signs of being an amazingly well-hung athlete like his old man and appears to have been fortunately given the gracious looks of his mother (see photo). We are returning to the mighty land down under as of 2008 (indefinitely). All HHHH (except Rotter) are more than
welcome to access the fridge and pull up a pew if in Melbourne. Shrivelled, Barbie Girl and Ossie |
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| 6/10/07 Hash fleeces: We have made up sample HHHH fleecy tops in 5 colours, and 4 or 5 sizes. The logo is a modified HHHH logo with mountains and hare. We'll bring them along next week to get feedabck on the design etc. We are also making some patches - about 9 cm diameter with HHHH embroidered logo. Lao Lover and His Lover Pvt Ltd |
| 30/10/07 Trash 1505: Finally the photos for Hash 1505 have been received and posted. KO |
| 26/10/07 Hey Keeled Over: I hear on the grapevine that you had a very successful live hare a couple of weeks ago. I trust the tree was not too seriously damaged but it must have given the pack a laugh (Moira certainly thought it was funny!). I certainly enjoyed hearing about it, but felt that the event was inadequately recorded in the trash. Towed. |
| 5/10/07 Trash photos: Photos from Hashes 1506 (Shobha?) and 1508 (GeeMs?) are keenly waited by the Shite Editor. Send to KO asap. KO |
| 11/10/07 The Gee Ms steps into the breach. See above. |
| 9/10/07 Runners' hare needed for Hash 1510 to set the run from Bhainsepati. Contact Roger at RAP or email Keeled Over |
| 5/10/07 Greetings from Gaborone! The Hash here is a lot more leisurely than in Kathmandu - last week's run included 3 beer stops and only lasted an hour. All on the flat. Pity about the farewell t-shirt I bought for myself - it got stuck in the washing machine for 2 days when the fuses blew and all the colours ran! Love Victim |
| 5/10/07 Supporters wanted: Non-runners, get out on the course and support our team if you can get up that early. Go to http://nepalmarathon.com/ to see maps of the courses. KO |
3/10/07 Hash 1509 Crisis: Seems like the best and the brightest of our Hashers will be running the marathon this Saturday, hence making it tough to find someone to set the Hash on that day. Here are two options that we can entertain:
1. Change the Hash 1509 starting time to 0600 hrs. I'll volunteer to be the live Hare. The Hash will start from Tripureswor, and the run will be about 21 km long.
2. Ask the GM to surprise us by being the mystery Hare and set a great Hash that we will all remember for a long long time. On On. Doggy w/Style |
| 3/10/07 Dear SW: Sorry but I cannot remove the Japanese email art from your posting below as I always get criticised for unduly changing the shite that people send me for posting on this Shite. KO |
| 3/10/07 Hi (* ^$B!<!k(B)$B%N(B Comrade K.O.! A reliable source has told me that 5,000 participants have
already registered for the NRN KTM Marathon, and 8,000 participants are expected on the day $B!@(B($B!}(Bo$B!}(B)$B!?!*(B. Now, I have a hunch that there will be CHAOS on the race day because of the tradition of Nepalese management . My Dear Hx4 NRN Marathon Members, let's enjoy the race as an Adventure and Survival test, which even Gebrselassie can't bear. On on $B!3(B($B!k"O!k(B)$B%a(B($B!k"O!k(B)$B%a(B($B!k"O!k(B)$B%N(B S.W. aka Miki |
| 1/10/07 Haile Gebrselassie broke the marathon world record in Berlin yesterday, posting an official time of two hours, four minutes and 26 seconds. So there! KO |
26/9/07 NRN Marathon: We've formed a 12 member Hx4 Team to the NRN KTM Marathon. I've sent the
name list to the organizer. If there is anyone else who wants to join please contact the MARATHON OFFICE @ Hardic Fitness as soon as possible. At that time, don't forget to mention HHHH. The final date for registration
is 30 Sep. Detailed information at http://nepalmarathon.com/ On on! S. Miki W. |
| 23/9/07 H4 Advocacy Programme: On the way to Hash 1507 the Samurai Hashers played the role of international election observers in a MAHA
Telefilm. This film is advocacy for the coming constitutional assembly elections. As shown in the photos Moosette and Spider Woman wore the Hash T-shirt at the shooting to expose H4 to the world. Also see famous Nepali comedians Madan Krishna and Hari Bansha (MaHa) in the photos. The telefilm will be aired before the elections; but when and how the election will be held only God knows. On-on SW |
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| 12/9/07 Kathmandu Marathon and runs. Get in touch with Miki if you fancy forming a H4 team for the first NRN Kathmandu Marathon, half-marathon, 10 km or 5 km runs on 6 October 2007. Click here for more details on the event and click here to email Miki. The final date for registration is 30 September. The entry fee is pretty steep but Miki is negotiating a reduced rate for hashers. KO |
| 18/9/07 Hey Lao Lover. What Itchy Balls needs is not good bra designers, but great bra models. DoggyStyle |
| 17/9/07 Bra Designer: Hey, does Itchy need a good designer for the embroidered Bras? I always thought I'd missed my vocation - designing bras would be much more fun than designing canals! Lao Lover |
| 14/9/07 Yet more breasts: Hey Doggy, how about getting Itchy to get some Hash sports bras made up to the same design as his crocheted beer bottle holders? KO |
| 13/9/07 More breasts: What is Doggy Style doing googling 'Anna Kournikova and breasts' during office hours!? (see item below) KO |
| 13/9/07 Jogging your way to saggy breasts: Can our esteemed GM design a cool H4 sports bra to add to our Hashadashery during his idle Saturday afternoons? Click here for the full story. Doggy Style |
BBQ for all hashers who take part in run 1507
Location: 1905 Restaurant on Kantipath
Starting time: after Hash 1507
The mismanagement may decide to hold the circle for Run 1507 at 1905!!
20/9/07 So do bring along an extra set of clothes unless you want to stand around all night covered in sweat, shiggy and leeches. This BBQ is being laid on to compensate for the likely paper mismanagement! OnOn Jimmi and Shobha |
| 15/9/07 An ex-Himalayan Hasher writes: Glad to see you guys are finally getting back to putting some classy photos on the shite! Aloha, Overexposed |
| 9/9/07 Hashadashery update: The Hash 1500 T shirts are becoming a collectors' item with only 2 small green ones and 1 maroon XL left. KO |
| 8/9/07 News from abroad: Our correspondent in Dhaka, Towed, has sent us a cutting from his local rag about a prospective new member of the Dhaka hash (see photo on the right). I imagine this is the first of many such photos to fill the pages of Bangladesh's newspapers. KO |
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| 31/9/07 Just
spotted on the web: " Dave’s
Tips for Travelers #3: Find Where the Hash House Harriers are Running!"
Check out this glowing recommendation of the H4 by a visitor after attending
Hash 1497. KO |
| 8/7/07 The 2nd South Asia
Interhash will take place in Sri Lanka from 28th September to 1st
October 07. Click here for more details. GM |
| 6/9/07 Trash 1500: After the temporary loss of Internet
service in Nepal while WorldLink installed a 100 terabyte hard disk to
make space for the downloading of Towed's words, I am now able to bring you the Trash for
Run 1500 right here - GM |
| 29/8/07 The
hazardous hash: Click here for
the latest threat to hashing as we know it. See Doggy
Style for more details. KO |
| 30/9/07 Konnichiwa, Y.E.D.S.D (Your Excellency Doggy Style Dai), <(_ _)> Just come, and find our Samurai Spirit!
(^-^) There will be no Harakiri, or Police Custody. It might be a good or bad opportunity for Dingaling to be remembered. On on! Sayonara (^_^)/~ Spider Woman |
| 29/8/07 Hey Keeled Over Bhai [] Need some clarification about the 1504 trail this Saturday. The Samurai Hares wrote that they will be setting a trail that is different from 1489. Do they mean the trail the Hare set (but no one followed), or the off-paper one that Dingaling led us through? Maybe if the Samurai Hares could post a GoogleEarth shot outlining the trail they are planning to set, we will be spared from being misled by Dingaling once again. DSD [DoggyStyle Dai] |
29/8/07 Hi, Keeled Over Dai, I'm so glad to inform you that the On Site is fixed as the open space of Lalitpur
District Forest Office, Sisneri Post. Despite of the same on-site for Hash 1489, we've settled the different direction for both Run & Walk. The 1504 Hares are: 1) Spider Woman (?5 Years Old Hare Debut!), 2) Yoshi, 3) Moosette, 4) Mooselette (6 MONTHS Old Hare Debut!) and 5) Chandra (from the Spider Syndicate). See you at Sisneri on Saturday. On on! S. Miki W. |
| 21/8/07 Thanks to everyone on HHHH for making us welcome back on the Run
1500 weekend, which Towed Under, Custard Tart and I thoroughly
enjoyed. Special thanks to the GM for all the organising and to Doggy Style and the Gee Mizz for their support. I'm not sure about
thanks to the Hares, especially for Checks 9 and 10 on Run 1,500 or
for Rubber Legs' multiple trails on 1501 (as well as the heat) but
I'll give them all the benefit of the doubt. On On Towed |
| 16/8/07 Dear GM.
I have created an online album for Hashers to share pictures from
the Bandipur Hash. This is how you upload to it:
1. Go go http://picasaweb.google.com/HimalayanHash
2. Click on "Sign In" on top right hand corner
3. Sign in using HimalayanHash@gmail.com as email and bandipur
as password.
4. Click on "Bandipur Hash 1500" album
5. Click on "Upload Photos" on the left side panel to
upload photos
Please make sure that photos are not too large (<200 KB).
OnOn. Doggy Style |
| 8/8/07
Here's the BBC Weather Forecast
for Kathmandu for the coming Saturday and Sunday. I don't think it
will be much different in Bandipur except for a bit more wind. GM |
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| 7/8/07
We now have details of Run 1500 Weekend buses
and departure arrangements which you can see on the details
page. GM |
| 3/8/07
In view of current news on the rather wet weather, can you get The
Fox to put in a good word in the Right
Place. Also appreciated if he can persuade bothe GMG and Biman
airlines a) to fly on schedule and b) to land on runways rather than
hillsides. On On. Towed |
Run
1500 Weekend Details
Click here to get all
details. Please note that the three major hotels have all been taken
by Hashers, so other people who wish to come will have to stay in
one of the smaller ones (although all food will be taken together
in Bandipur Mountian Resort). GM
3/8/07 |
Get
Your Run 1500 T-Shirts Ordered!
Click here to see
the design, and then click here
to see the colours and sizes still available, and send your booking
by email to Me. GM
26/7/07 |
| 24/7/07
I have ordered 100 T-shirts for Run
1500. They should be ready for August 1st. It looks like they
are going to be in great demand (Stats
has booked 16!), but there may be
time to get some more made before the great event, if needs be. GM |
| 25/7/07
The Hash will begin at my house in Maharajgunj this Saturday at 3
pm. It will be followed by a barbecue at
my house. There is parking for up to ten vehicles in the vacant
lot behind my house. Please see the location map here.
I will have a grill to bbq food and a large kitchen. I will provide
some food but I am an awful cook. I would
very much appreciate if people can bring
food and drinks. Please contact me at (email address removed
from the spammer's crawlers) to so that we can coordinate. On-On!
Ding-a-Ling |
| 24/7/07
I have added Jimmi's words to Trash
1497. GM |
| 8/7/07
T-Shirts for Run 1500. Click here
to see the design, which has the full approval of The Committee. It
will be available in S, M, L, and XL sizes and in Grey,
Red, Dark Blue,
Green, and Burgundy
colours. It would be a help in working out their order if people
e-mailed me with the
quantity, size, and colour they intend to buy. Price is likely to
be Rs450. I will order them when I get back to Kathmandu around 14th
July. GM |
| 20/7/07
The GM is back in town and able
to pass on to you instructions for the Run 1497 Onsite, sent by the
Hares to Doggy Style. I know very
roughly where they are taking us but not accurately enough to post
a map. GM |
| 19/7/07
Aha, World Link have just told me that they have a branch in Janakpur.
So I can post tomorrow evening if someone emails me details. GM |
| 19/7/07
I just spoke to Shasa and she said
"don't worry, we'll handle everything". I said "great,
but I'll still get blamed if there's a cockup". I don't know
why I bother. Hmmm. GM |
| 19/7/07
I cannot give you any idea of where Saturday's
Hash is as I have not had anything from the Hares
and I am in Dharan where fortunately there is a World Link branch
from where I have been able to post this. I may be able to get in
to Kathmandu on Saturday morning, but I can't guarantee it. I may
have to watch the mismanagement from afar. I suggest Rabi
finds out where the location is and emails everyone. He will have
all the email addresses on the most recent Contact List. Toodle Pip.
GM |
| 16/7/07
I ordered the Run 1500 t-shirts
today. Don't blame me if I got the numbers and sizes wrong; I've only
had three replies to the request for intent to buy made below. If
we run out you'll have to have one of Towed's
made for Run 1400. OnOn GM |
| 16/7/07
On Saturday I visited the town
of Bandipur and saw that it would
be perfect for the Run 1500 weekend.
There are two good hotels (the one that would give me a price said
$25 per night) and three or four lesser ones, but all catering for
the tourist market so they are pretty clean, and also cheap (Rs250-Rs400
per night). We would be based in one of the good ones with overspill
either in the other good one or spread amongst the others (which are
all close together). The only problem may be getting enough free rooms
- this year's tourist season looks like it is going to be busy. Rabi
is contacting the hotels' Kathmandu offices to find out about occupancy
and prices. The location of the town is fantastic - nice and cool
with possible views to the mountains if the clouds clear and the rain
stops. Not a lot of flat land around for easy runs though. OnOn GM |
| 16/7/07
I have added KL's
words, sent from New York, to Trash
1495. KL apologises for them
being so brief. If this is his idea of brevity then I'm glad we didn't
get the full version. GM |
| 8/7/07
Finally! Jimmi
was able to turn over a working CD of photos of Run
1492. Click here
to see the updated Trash. GM |
| 1/7/07
Great venue for Hash 1500 now being investigated!
The old Newari town of Bandipur,
halfway between Kathmandu and Pokhara. There's at least one decent
hotel, in spectacular landscape. More news soon. GM |
| 4/7/07
Trash
1492 has finally aquired a picture. Send more. GM |
| 29/6/07
I just realized that it being 07/07/07 next Saturday that I should
have 7 checks instead of 6. That means two more circles to make! If
you go to the Jawelikhel zoo this afternoon you just might see some
hares and hounds (us). Stats |
| 28/6/07
DS. Sorry about the error - I was
"confused" at the time and my little piece of paper was
blurred with sweat. We certainly appreciated the guidance to the hold
check.
By the way - just to set the record straight the hare was Keeled
- not KL (your second paragraph)
- I would never have set a hash
that long! KL |
28/6/07
Hey GM. In Trash
1493 KL wrote: "The
pack was even more spread out and things were getting lonely at
the back. Where was Keeled wasn't
he supposed to sweep at the back? Luckily Raj
came back to lead us off the Lele road to the 7th check, which had
been made into a hold to allow the pack to regroup; seems the FRBs
were so eager to get to the beer they couldn't hold it for long."
We need to remind KL that Doggy
Style is not Raj (I know
all Nepalis look the same to you foreigners and vice versa). It
was Doggy Style who volunteered
to go back from check-turned-holding number 7 to sweep the slow
turtles after the Hare. KL waved
off the idea of checking on the pack at the back. DS
should be duly rewarded for his spirit of cooperation. OnOn Doggy
Style. |
| 24/6/07
On the occasion of his departure from the
HHHH, after Run 1494 Overexposed
will be hosting a party beside the Godavari Resort Hotel swiming pool
where a buffet dinner will be provided. All hashers are welcome. The
Hotel has showers should anybody want to wash the mud and sweat off
first. GM |
| 24/6/07
Jimmi you flatlander idiot. The
CD case you gave me at the hash yesterday was empty! So I STILL
need the photos of Run 1492. GM |
4/5/07
Fellow hashers, the magnificent
auspicious 1500th running of the Himalayan
Hash House Harriers is due for 11 August 2007. Let's mark
the event in some special way! Any ideas to the GM
or Me. Keeled
Over. Here are the first suggestions:
| • |
Idea 1 - stay
Friday night in Pokhara, Run
1500 on Saturday morning, stay
one more night in Pokhara or return to Kathmandu |
| • |
Idea 2 - Raj reckons he
would be able to get permission to set a run inside Gokarna
Forest (using flour?) and finish with a meal at
Le Meridien resort |
| • |
Idea 3 - Borderlands
Resort - travel in Borderlands bus on Friday night -
stay in tents of varying prices and levels of luxury - Run
1500 on Saturday 1300hrs - 1800 - join queue for the
2 showers on site - 1900hrs till late, dinner - Run
1501 on Sunday morning at 1000hrs - lunch - drive back
to Kathmandu |
|
| 13/6/07
Dear GM, I stopped off at Kruel's
Kastle yesterday to elicit Kruel's
excuse for not coming to last week's hash only to find that Mrs
Kruel (Shobha) had produced a son for him nine day's previously.
Congratulations to Kruel and Shobha
on the birth of Evan. Mother and
son are doing fine but Kruel looked
a bit under the weather. On-on Keeled |
| 11/6/07
Well done to Doggy Style for providing
the words for this trash - it's a bloody site more than Keeled
has managed for 1484. Only one comment: I didn't know that you had
anyone from the British Embassy running on the hash. I simply can't
think of any other embassy where they speak English, unless it was
the Indian Embassy.
On Run 1500, Towed
Under and I would prefer a run in Kathmandu Valley. Pokhara
doesn't appeal too much, especially with the extra travelling when
we're only coming for the weekend. I did recce Gokarna once when
staying at Le Meridien and was not too impressed as there didn't
seem to be many trails other than the wide grassy ones. Suggest
that this option strays beyond the forest boundaries for more interesting
Hashing but the Meridien would be a great base. You could always
see if you can get some of the monkeys for a d-d. On On Towed |
| 7/6/07
Doggy Style has added words to
Trash 1487. Click here
to read. GM |
| 25/5/07
Dear GM: glad to see that the Bangladesh
hash keep their shite bang uptodate!! (check out the links on the
24/5/07 comment below). Keeled Over |
| 24/5/07
Interested to hear that Towed is
the 'nominated' Dhaka Mixed Hash Scribe. Click here
for that hash's latest Trash, and here
to complain to their Mismanagement. Hope you get the nomination Towed.
Meanwhile could you hone your talents on
Trash 1487 for us? GM |
| 23/5/07
Words to Trash
1488 now posted. A story of epic length from Barbie,
somewhat reminiscent of our former Scribe
now inflicting his drivel on the Dhaka Hash. GM |
| 23/5/07
Hoi, do you mind? I had absolutely
nothing to do with the Run 1400 tee shirts. TU
arranged, I believe, with your approval. Towed
(buck passing services a speciality) |
| 23/5/07
Uncoupled, I am creating a shortage
of official t-shirts so that the punters will have to buy the special
design I will prepare for Run 1500.
This will involve screen-printing a '5' on top of the '4' on all of
Towed's leftover Run 1400 shirts.
GM |
| 23/5/07
If orange is now the
unofficial HHHH color, can you offer other colors than puke-fucia,
unholy orange, and army
green as HHHH t-shirt colors? Ah, yes, and larger
sizes! (whinge, whine, mumble, grumble...) The
Uncouple |
| 1/6/07
Dear Rotter, Maybe you could publicise
this on the Hash webshite before Saturday?
The British Embassy Sterling Club
is organising a night at the races on Saturday 2nd June from 6.30
p.m. onwards (first race at 7.15). Anyone who manages to survive
Apple's run on Saturday is welcome
to come along, relax, and enjoy the fun. You don't have to be a
member of the club, and entrance is free. You only need to give
your name after Saturdays's hash to Victim,
so that he can let the guards at the gate know who is coming. There
will be food including roast pork and drinks including Guinness
available to buy from the bar.
During the evening there will be eight films shown of actual horse
races at Haydock Park, with eight numbered horses in each race.
You can bet on whichever horses you think will win, (minimum bet
NR50), as many times as you like. When all the bets have been placed,
the race will be shown and if you are the winner you can collect
your winnings from the tote table. You can also buy horses (NR100
each) to qualify for valuable prizes from sponsors like Jaya Travels,
My Fair Lady, Summit Hotel and Radisson Hotel if your horse wins
a race. Victim. |
23/5/07
A little bit of activity on the Shite
front page and who do we get spouting forth yet again? Of course,
it's:
Deer Gee Emm, As the nominated
scribe for Dhaka Mixed Hash I regret that my services are unavailable.
However, I note that Turd Herder
appears to be interested so why not nominate him? You couldn't get
less out of him than you appear to have from scribes since Run
1484. Towed PS Off back
to Blighty tonight to see the rest of the amphibians - will pass
on your good wishes. |
| 23/5/07
Thank you Barbie my dear. I'll
post it in due course. Of course I will be contacting Jimi
to get his side of the story before definitely letting you off the
blame for the delay. GM |
| 23/5/07
Hello David. Here the trash -sorry it took awhile need to get
Jimi's input on the runners experiences.
ON-ON. Michael (aka Barbie) |
| 23/5/07
Oops! I've done it again. GM |
| 23/5/07
Rotter, responding to you’re
well put reply to Turd: I must
correct you on you’re comments on Barbie
–I might be tall and some might consider me ugly –but
I am NOT Dutch… -I don’t
run around picking up tulips and fixing dikes in my spare time –I
am Danish… ON-ON
Barbie |
| 23/5/07
Rotter, Bog
Trotter says that you are being sexist. What's wrong with an
ugly, tall Dutchman (even with an orange t-shirt) or even a geriatric
GM.
Don't intend to pop off any time soon, so keep up producing the
HHHH shite. Turd. |
| 22/5/07
Dear Rotter, Why do the hash trashes
listed on the main page leap from 1485 to 1487, omitting 1486? Is this a rather feeble attempt by
the Hash mismanagement to distract the attention of hashers who, by
definition, have a short attention span, away from the fact that the
mismanagement has so far failed to nominate a scribe for run 1486?
Maybe to avoid such disinformation in the future, it would be a
good idea to nominate a scribe for the next week's run at the same
time as nominating the next week's hares, i.e. at the previous week's
hash? Or alternatively why not have a permanent Hash scribe?
I'm not volunteering, as I've
just heard we're moving to S Africa in a few weeks time. Would very
much like to hear from anyone willing to offer a good home to Josh
or Luke (or both) . They can
be relied upon to bark vociferously when strangers enter the compound,
and Josh is getting quite good
at tracking where the paper starts at checks, but as British Council
baggage allowances don't extend to animals.... Victim |
| 21/5/07
Rotter, How come some one has cocked
up the front of the hash shite for Run 1488?
In the Hashit box Barbie. In the
Hares box Barbie, Jimmi,
Richard . In the photographs the
hares do not include anyone who looks like the person in the Hashit
photo. Regards to all, Turd Herder
and Bog Trotter |
| 21/5/07
My Dear Turd, The Hare is Barbie,
NOT Barbie Girl who I am sure you
would have wished to appear in the photos instead of an ugly tall
Dutchman in an orange hash t-shirt. Yours correctively The
Grand Master PS Hope you
and BT are well. I'm pleased to see
that the Shite continues to fill in time until you pop off. |
| 8/5/07
Dear GM, You were telling me that
other H3 clubs don't really do much running. Well, Madrid H3 http://www.madridhhh.com
certainly do run. We ran about 12 kms up and down hills. Reminded
me of some of Yogi Hare's Hashes.
Received a grand welcome to MH3 with a free t-shirt, cap, and a lot
of beers (but someone had beat me to be the first Nepali in MH3).
On-On. HairStyle |
| 5/5/07
For a change, the run numbering fault is entirely mine. You will see
above that I have made the necessary corrections. Keeled,
noting Towed's determination to
come to Run 1500, how about moving
from 1499 directly to 1501? That will enable us to save money on t-shirts,
extra beer, and exotic location, and also spare us the return of the
Prolix One. GM |
| 5/5/07
Towed! What's wrong with having
two consecutive run no. 1485s? And yes it was Rotter
wot cocked up this week's Receding Hareline ... talking of which I
am going to suggest to the circle after tomorrow's brilliant run that
you are not invited as Guest of Honour to the auspicious 1500th run?
How about Guest of Dishonour? make a date in your diary. KO |
| 5/5/07
Last week, 28th April would appear to have been run 1485, according
to the excellent trash. Counting from there gets me to 11th
August for Run 1500. Without
any Royals now, you can't have a week off for another massacre, or
are you planning to have two consecutive Run No 1485 as implied by
the home page. It would appear from the above thet Keeled
is unable to count and, on the basis of trash 1484, unable to write.
Towed |
| 3/5/07
Deer Gee Emm, The more I think
about it, the more convinced I am that my statement about the late
lamented Monty is incorrect and that
Monty was Ever
Ready's dog, brother of the offending Bass.
Surprised none of your avid readers has corrected me. Could it be
that no-one else reads this tripe? Also good to see that visiting
scribes get their trash up on time (reminding me that I'm now official
Scribe for Dhaka Mixed Hash). Wurza trash for 1484? Noting that you
are now at Run 1486 this coming weekend, you should hit 1,500
in early August. What plans are being laid for this glorious anniversary?
If you don't tell me, I'll come anyway. On On Towed |
| 27/4/07
Blimey! Towed must have something
on his computer that lights up whenever the Shite
is updated. I only published Griot's
comments an hour ago in the first updating for a week. If your really
want to be helpful Towed you could
Hare tomorrows run. OnOn. GM |
| 27/4/07
Just a couple of brief comments:
firstly on Trash 1484 - whatever
happened to the tradition of including photographs of the Hares?
(Although I do note that the tradition of awarding the Hashit
to someone guaranteed not to return it the following week was observed).
Secondly, in the light of Griot's
comments, to place the late lamented Monty
up there with the great hash dogs. When running under his maiden name
of Bass and under the tutelage
of Fast Forward, Monty
was alleged to have drowned a sheep somewhere up near the Godavari
Pines. Duckbill and I were witnesses
to the start of the incident. However, proof was never confirmed despuite
Fast Forward offering to increase
the compensation by 300 rupees if he could have the carcass to take
home and eat. OnOn. Towed |
| 27/4/07
Re: Trash 1483: the misidentified
photo is Mieko from the USA, working
in Mali - WEST AFRICA.
Re: Hash 1482: this may have
been the first goat saving hash,
but there have been goat killing hashes
- at least one - back in 1984 when Raj
Mallipati's dog Micky took a massive chunk out of the neck
of a too-slow goat (or maybe it was a sheep) on the slopes of the
Bungamati (if I remember right - The
Fox will remember - if it wasn't Bungamati, it was west of
the Godavari road). Actually, the hash suspected that the supposedly
killed animal was merely seriously injured and not dead - but I
think that may have gone into the bargained price to compensate
the owner of the injured party. Of course, there have been many
other mishaps involving smaller critters.
Finally, it was the Goat Rescue Committee
- new name for the former International Rescue Committee. OnOn Griot |
| 19/4/07
GM, Overheard during last weeks
run - the word of that high authority and our most veteran Himalayan
Hash House Harrier, our RA, as
we approached check 9: "Oh Shit, not
another hill!" ON-ON, Lao Lover |
| 14/4/07
Goodness me! I'm stunned, nay utterly gobsmacked to at last read
Victim's magificent account of his own run. Four days late,
the webshite has been resurrected. XXXX with orange shorts? It wasn't
the return of Flair Pair perchance?
Minor corrigenda (sic), with due respect to the lady concerned,
but the GM's sister is neither
newcomer nor virgin (so I was told) Hi Moira,
hope you're enjoying life. On On Towed |
| 14/4/07
Rotter, The second XXXX
(in Trash 1482) is 'Bum Fluffy'
and the guy in orange shorts is her friend. Also, it may be British
Council style but couldn't you split some of the elongated paragraphs
up to make for easier reading for simple minded people like myself?
OnOn Keeled Over |
| 12/4/07
Shasha and the Hare
would also like other people to bring along some small and tasty snacks
to Hash 1483. GM |
| 12/4/07
Hash 1483: My team will set a typical
Nepali Hash on Saturday to celebrate Nepali New Year, 2064. It means
you will get river, mountain, forest etc, in every kilometer and at
every check. We will provide Nepali snacks. Yogi
Hare |
| 3/4/07
Article on NYC Hash: http://travel.nytimes.com/2007/03/30/travel/escapes/30adventurer.html
Check the comment by a hasher from Washington DC: Beer check every
20 minutes in DC!!! That pretty much settles many people's query
about why DC native Lover Boy
stopped coming to H4. On On Doggy
Style |
| 30/3/07
1700hrs I just arrived back in
Kathmandu an hour ago after a 3-day field trip and got Prabal
the Hare's email with the location of Run
1481. His words are a little unclear, especially as they seem
to point to a place which is not called Manamaiju (see the map).
The position of my arrow is my best estimate until I can get more
word from Prabal. Does anybody
know his phone number? If you don't hear anything more just drive
around the district for a bit tomorrow afternoon. There ought to be
some paper somewhere . . . . GM |
| 28/3/07
Hats off to Newcomer Hash-Trash Barbie
for the prompt and entertaining Trash 1480.
I think we can do away with the disclaimer though. His account of
the run is much more accurate than the human rights reports that he
is paid to write. Is there any provision in H4 Constitution that allows
the esteemed GM to appoint him
the official Trash Master? OnOn Doggy
Style |
| 27/3/07
Deer Gee Emm, Just a brief note
to say heartiest congratulations to the Japanese Moose
family from Me and Towed
Under on the birth of their daughter.
Also to point out to your esteeeemed assistant that the use of
the suffix 'let' to denote the offspring of a particular species
is not spelled with an extra 'te' on the end, viz piglet, ducklet,
etc.
Also to advise that I will be gaining another email address from
tomorrow jerry@wspdhaka.com.
Yep, that's where I am right now and will be for the next two years,
so you can look forward soon to the occasional visit. Bet you're
looking forward to it ever so much. On On Towed |
| 25/3/07
Note the new start time for Run 1481!!!!! This is the start of the offical Hash Hot Season. The Mismanagement
brings some water to each event but be sure to bring your own stocks,
and if you really want to avoid dehydration (whether caused by loss
of sweat or intake of alcohol) put some infant rehydration forumla
in it. In my experience the Indian 'Electrobion' is the best stuff.
GM |
| 20/3/07
I think Doggy should be challenged
to report more thoroughly on the Brazilian dimensions he finds intriguing
(photos welcome!). And by all means, add boobs! Griot |
| 19/3/07
Copyright infringement my arse - we should be charging Doggy
Style for publicity! GM PS
If anyone wants me to improve the photo by digitally removing him
from it or adding adding a boob please let me know. |
| 19/3/07
Rotter, What is Doggy
Style getting on his high horse about in his latest email?
He can just go and tell the Brazil Hash to sue the Himalayan Hash
for a billions dollars for copyright infringement (as Viacom have
done to Google)! OO KO |
| 19/3/07
Cross-posting photographs without the written consent of the original
site and/or the owner of the photograph is a serious crime. Whoever
is responsible for such an act will be punished and sentenced to writing
the Trash for the next 10 weeks. - FYI,
the photo was taken at the Brazilian Hash circle. The HHHH can learn
a few things from these guys. We need fresh leadership with intact
toes to lead the HHHH into new and more interesting dimensions. On-on
Doggy Style |
13/3/07 Here's
the happy trio . . at least I think Yoshi
looks happy GM
|
10/3/07 Keeled,
This is a quick note to inform our friends at HHHH that Yoshi
and I have been blessed with a
beautiful baby girl on February 26th in Tokyo. She has been named
Yuiko, and has already diligently
started working out for her debut HHHH run. I look forward to joining
you guys after a couple of months. Cheers and On On! Moosette |
12/3/07 So what has Doggy
Style been up to in Brazil? One male laptop for every girl
I think
 |
| 12/3/07 Dear Moosette,
Congratulations to the two of you from the Himalayan Hash. Could I
suggest the hash name of Mooselette for the new addition to your family?
Keeled |
| 9/3/07 I have sad news
to report. Kruel has been stricken
down with hepatitis A. He's over the crisis and is now back at home
where he tells me he has a cellar full of unneeded beer and spirits.
But he doesn't appear to have lost his bodily spirit at all, as he
has just sent me his version of Trash
1475 with some nice photos. See it here.
I'm sure you will all join me in wishing Kruel
a swift recovery. In fact, with my fractured toe, we really ought
to be setting trails for the disabled. Except that Keeled
is not allowed to do it. GM |
| 3/3/07 Dear
GM The new photo at the top of Trash
1476 is a really crap quality image replacing the pre-existing
excellent shot of my shorts. I also note that I received nine mentions
in last week's trash and am very happy to at last get the recognition
I deserve. Keeled |
| 23/2/07 Dear
Niva, Your are the only person to notice that this day does
not exist. This does not surprise me given the general level of intelligence
of the pack. I would certainly take your offer of setting Run
1477 if you were to do it on the 3rd of March (2007) and get
some males to help you. As you know the Hash has had enough of totally
female input recently. OnOn GM |
| 23/2/07 GM
or/and Keeled, Hash
1477 to be held on February 31??? Which year is that going
to be on? Well I can set the Hash 1477 only if it falls
on Feb 31, 2007. OnOn Niva |
| 22/2/07 Towed,
you don't know the half of it. I admonished him after Run
1473 for continually advising us all to 'go right'. The only
way I can think of for correcting this unfashionable tendency is to
order that the hares must always set anti-clockwise. GM |
| 22/2/07 Just a happy
thought that occurred - in naming BigJim
you could, perhaps, have been more considerate of his future
given the tenuous hold on power (and reality) of the current Administration.
With an eye to the possible change of White House occupant, perhaps
you should simply have given him that good old English slang for "name"
of "Moniker". Lets face
it, any bloke called that is a cert for a job if Hillary's
in the White House! Towed |
| 22/2/07 Dear
Victim, Thanks for the trash, just don't try to imitate my
professional approach to serious mismanagement too closely or the
Hash will be EVEN WORSE! For not only did you not instruct Kruel
forcefully enough, you also got my email address wrong and it was
just by chance that I noticed your email in my spam folder in amongst
Towed's never-ending missives.
OnOn. GM P.S. I'm dying to meet
The Coupled! |
| 22/2/07 Dear
Rotter, In what seemed to be the absence of the entire Hash
Mismanagement, including the GMizz
(who was spotted the night before at the Summit Hotel but appears
to have eloped for the weekend with The
Uncoupled), not to mention Keeled
Over and your good self, I took it upon myself (who is Victim)
to get last week's run started and later lead the circle. I forgot
at the time to remind Kruel that
hares now write the trash, though I did tell him the next day. However,
as nothing has appeared on the webshite, here are my own somewhat
vague recollections
. . . . . |
| 22/2/07 OK
Griot . . . . Lets's 'ave a go and see how many come. Click
on the details above or click here.
GM |
| 22/2/07 I suppose
that I could have just said take the Sitapaila road and head west
until you see the cars. But confusion is the hash name of the game
and it is interesting to note that the most confused and confusing
complainers are the ones who invariably get lost on the hash. So
why not lose them on the way to the hash - they might even end up
in the right place now and again!
I will note that this weeks on-on site is deliberately friendly
to the few who travel in small cars - unless you run into the tree
in the middle of the road. Yo Nepal Ho! Griot |
| 21/2/07 Dear
Towed, sensible hashers will ignore Griot's
garble and refer to the map. My arrowhead is spot on as usual. GM |
21/2/07 Dear
GM, I'm confused by this week's run destructions. According
to the detailed guidance, parking is at 100m beyond the left turn
into the small lane at 3.6km from the ring road i.e. 3.7km from the
ring road. The Sitapaila school is at 1.9km from the ring road. However,
the run site is declared to be 1.5km beyond the Sitapaila school.
I will therefore take the main instruction as the truth and stop at
1.5km past the school, so if you don't see me at the run site, that
could be the reason why.
Why can't Americans be like the rest of the world and stick to proper
imperial units that are so easy to understand. Towed |
| 20/2/07 The
Uncoupled, in a rare moment of sobriety, has managed to come
up with some words for Trash 1474
accompanied by the following apologia trying to blame me for everything:
Oh, GM - this was not entirely
forgotten, only somewhat. Load-shedding, excesses of alcohol, etc
(food, rock and roll, work) caused me to totally forget what you'd
asked. Luckily, the GM also confused
the issue - "...the new tradition when the Hare has to write
the Trash.". Thus, my sin of not doing the Hash Trash for the
HHHH-before-last is not without possible excuse and pardon. None
the less, I have, after a beer or two, put an effort here, after
your little reminder...
Click here
to view. GM |
| 19/2/07 Dear
Towed As per your demands for a full apology and retraction
etc. ... I do apologise for any mistakes I have made except that I
haven't made any. OnOn and Up Yours. Keeled |
| 18/2/07 Dear
Towed, At last the whole thing. Quite remarkable but could
have done with some more detail. OnOn GM
P.S. I have not posted any more photos as they will detract from the
power of the words, and anyway, almost all the rest are mere variants
of what I have already published. |
| 18/2/07 Deer
Gee Emm, On the date of the 50th
anniversary run celebrating my absence I have pleasure in attaching
the completed trash for Run
1413. In line with your instruction of 4th January I have, in
fact, restricted it to a minimal 1,500 words (a few more than
Griot's full vocabulary). Perhaps you'd be good enough to post
a few more pictures to fill up the space alongside the text? Yours
most respectfully. Towed |
| 17/2/07 Dear
Keeled, Since the GM will
not, I understand, be at today's run I am sending this message to
you. Today is a day for double celebration for HHHH - first, and not
least, you are celebrating 50 Towed-free
runs as my last run was 1425. Second,
in honour of this occasion (I knew that I'd never get the apology)
I will release the third and final episode in the classic trilogy
that will be known in the future as Trash
1413! On On Towed |
| 16/2/07 Deer
Gee Emm, What incredible success we've had in inspiring so
many more people to contribute to the Webshite discussion group. Any
more and we'll have a mass debate going on in which case I'm sure
that my fellow Master baiter, Griot
and the official Hash Wanker, Itchy Balls
would feel obliged to join in. Towed |
| 15/2/07
GM, FYI - I'm not able to go to
the hash this weekend. And on the bile. Hairstyle
has obviouly got way into his ouzo and women with mustaches to be
able to appreciate such a sublime and artistic hash. Very brave of
him to sling mud from however many miles away Greece is. I look forward
to his next visit and will of course shower him with kindness and
good will - or as much as he has shown. I think that Hoary
old Hasher means fantabulous GeeMizz,
but knowing Keeled, it probably
means I eat my breakfast out of the gutter. Which, of course, I do
- so fine with me. GeeMizz |
| 14/2/07 An email to:
Dear GMizz, You'd better have a
look at the shite sometime soon. Towed
and Avani are saying quite awful
things about Run 1473!. You will
obviously want to deny everything, which you can do be sending me
the necessary bile for posting. OnOn. Rotts
- P.S. You will understand that someone in my position cannot take
sides until it's obvious who's going to gain the upper hand. |
| 14/2/07 Towed,
Avani is indeed Hairstyle.
You should have been paying attention in the circle when he acquired
it. On Google Earth Jakarta-KTM is 4400km and KTM-Athens is 5750km
a difference of 1348km so you are right. I used your orginal Jakarta-KTM
distance of 3000 miles, which is 4,828 km, not even a bad rough guess.
GM |
| 14/2/07 Rotts,
I have assiduously read Trash 1473
and scoured the photos for one of someone named Avani,
but to no avail. I note, however, reference to someone who departed
for Greece with the hash name Hairstyle
who I presume is the individual to whom you refer. Not wishing to
be pedantic (but I just cannot resist!) but according to worldatlas.com,
Hairstyle is, in fact, some 843 miles (1357km, 733 nautical miles)
further away from the wrath of the Gee Mizz than I am. On On from
afar, Towed |
| 13/2/07 Towed,
If you had read the caption below Avani's
photo in Trash 1473 you would have
found out that after getting a down-down he immediately buggered off
back to Greece where he is on a Greco-Roman coiffuring course. As
that is about 500 miles further from here than you are you can now
understand why he felt able to lay on the vitriol (having been taught
that it's not only for rubbing in your hair). GM |
| 13/2/07 Dear
Avani, Thank you so much for joining and enlivening what
was becoming a somewhat tiresome ménage à trois on
the webshite. I presume that you are a young and impressionable
boy, eager to show his worth as a valued participant in the intellectual
debate that is the Fresh and Steamy Stuff
of the HHHH Webshite. However,
I have to express concern at the views that you propound. I can
get away with such sentiments as on old and once privileged member
if the Inner Circle of HHHH, not
so much because of my standing in the Hash, but largely because
I am 3,000 miles away in Jakarta and will not be in the circle on
Saturday! It may have come to your notice that the GM
appears to be incapacitated which means that this week, the circle
will be run by the subject of your derision, the Gee
Mizz. I wish you luck.
Gee Mizz, I have not had the
privilege of meeting you but have heard much about you from Keeled.
He describes you as a Hoary old Hasher,
and I’m sure it was a slip of his editorial pen in his spelling
of Hoary. However I’m sure that underneath the tough exterior
you are a person of compassion and will be kind to young Avani.
In a further gesture of goodwill to the hash and as an inducement
for you to be kind, I am releasing Part
2 of Trash
1413 to the GM for publication.
On On, Towed |
| 13/2/07 Where in the
world is Jodi and what is she doing
these days? Find out here. GM |
| 13/2/07 Dear
All, it has just come to my attention that, in line with a
large bilateral aid donor, Dingaling,
Griot, and Over-Exposed
are intending to reduce the hash fees they pay by 26%, i.e. to Rs
185 per run. They state that they are unable to support the GM's
terrorising behaviour in the circle where little girls sob in fear
and personal beer support devices are slashed free with scissors.
Due to this possible catastrophe for the Hash finances I am therefore
terminating my attendance at the hash for the time being. This is
of course quite unconnected with me having my fractured foot in plaster
for at least the next few weeks. (Really!)
GM P.S Please keep your messages of condolence short and to
the point. |
| 13/2/07 Dear
GM, I agree with you on the very fabricated
Trash 1473. It was the worst managed run I have ever been
to. No paper, no false trail sign
on the false trails, hares getting totally lost... Down with GeeMz
and her associates for the hash trail. On On Avani |
| 13/2/07 Deer
Rotts, Hav just red Trash
1473. What a load of cack. Why on earth would you want to get
a Hare to write her/his own trash and allow such misleading prose
to adorn your cherished webshite.
Yours truly. Run 1413 Hare. |
| 13/2/07 Dear
Rotter, Your instruction to Keeled
for a suitable grovel is accepted as a starting point for the apology
to come. Accordingly, as a gesture of good faith, I attach Part
1 of Trash 1413.
On On. Towed |
| 12/2/07 Towed,
I looked for an account of TGIFH3 Run 473 but either it has not been
posted yet, or more likely, its a figment of your imagination. I however
found another interesting url where work is required here.
GM |
| 12/2/07 To be found
at: www.geocities.com/tgifh3.
As with all webshites, they're a bit slow in posting stuff but look
for run 473. Towed |
| 12/2/07 Keeled
you Rotter! It was you who originally confused Trash
1417 with the crucial gap in the HHHH record that is Trash
1413. So a grovel to Towed
is probably in order. GM |
| 12/2/07 O
Slimy One, Responsible clients bah! Just because you weren't
able to screw the Hash Cash like you do my taxes! GM
- P.S. We'll have the url of the Indionesian Trash you purport to
have just written, if you don't mind. |
| 12/2/07 Dear Sir
(I presume that the use of this honorific can only refer to me - GM),
Whilst we are very much aware of our corporate responsibilities, this
obligation applies only in respect of responsible clients. I regret
to say that your organisation does not fall into that category. I
will continue to check the webshite
and, once a suitable public admission of the error of your ways appears,
will send trash for the correct hash. Yours respectably. Towed |
| 12/2/07 Dear Towed,
You damned pedant... You know what we need... Just deliver the goods...
You're already more than a year late. And we'll deal with your colleague
when he next puts in an appearance. Haven't you guys heard of corporate
social responsibility? OO KO |
| 12/2/07 Dear GM,
I note your continuing and merciless demands for Trash
1417. I did, in fact, provide this some time ago but attach
again for your information. I do think that Roger
should be able to challenge you and Keeled
in the next circle for not knowing what you want. A public apology
on the webshite is, I believe, in order! On On Towed
- PS. I presume that you're really after
Trash 1413. |
10/2/07
Dear Keeled, This message appears to be mis-directed as you
have sent it to me but addressed it to your glorious GM. I note, however,
that you have already posted on the webshite.
In relation to the alleged Towed
clan obsession with bodily functions, I would totally deny this. The
following is an extract from an email from TU
received at the same time as yours: "Got a shit free morning
today, so no clearing up." Must dash now to write the trash
for today's run. It's good here, as the scribe gets to do all sorts
of things like adjust any new names and decide whether the run deserved
hashit or good run regardless or the vote (they're a bit strange
in that context in Indonesia as the hashit can only be awarded to
the Hares). Too |
