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I. Thou
shalt have no other clubs before the Hash.
II. Thou shalt have Mondays,
and keep them only for Hash.
III. Thou shalt not put any
other, i.e. wife, work or pleasure, before the Hash.
IV. Thou shalt perform the
rites of the Hash at each meet, urinating away from all chariots,
and view.
V. Thou shalt not start before
the allotted time.
VI. Thou shalt not learn from
aging Hashers, as their guiding leads to all forms of perverted
ideas.
VII. Thou shalt call out on
paper as such, “On, On.”
VIII. Thou shalt not short-cut,
or be caught shortcutting.
IX. Thou shalt not check within
a village, or within sight of the chariots.
X. Thou shalt not partake of
any juice of sustenance before a run.
XI. Thou shalt honour Hash,
and become a Hare.
XII. Thou shalt honour Hash
Cash, and keep him in subs.
XIII. Thou shalt not bring
females or children to mens Hash.
XIV. Thou shalt not throw the
container or any part thereof of the Golden Liquid, anywhere but
in the receptacle provided.
XV. Thou shalt not waste any
of the Golden Liquid, but by the Oral Cavity.
XVI. Thou shalt “Check
in” at the end of each. run, lest thy companions think thou
art lost in the wilderness.
XVII. Thou shalt honour all
these Commandments, and keep them Hash Holy.
XVIII. Thou shalt tell of Hash
to all peoples.
XIX. Thou shalt not break any
of these hallowed Rules, lest thou incur the wrath of the Hash,
and shalt receive the Hashit.
From "Quickstep" An HHHH magazine
published in 1982. Author not known.
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