Rotter's Rookie Run A Hit!

Rotter's rookie run was a hit, thanks in part to Moby Dick, no thanks to the On Sec and thanks in large part to Rotter's significant udder, who poured on the hospitality and homemade tsang, which comprised a few down-downs at the Circle. Moby Dick was pinch hit co-hare, since the intended co-hare, Rambo, went AWOL. Actually, Rambo was on the exclusive Gokarna golf course with Steven Seagal, discussing a new movie concept revolving around rimpoches (Steve will play one of them), a couple of yetis, plenty of Chinese bad guys, a cast of a thousand topless taekwondo nuns and butt kicking Seagal and Rambo. A surefire hit. Rambo was served the Hashit for the second week running for his indiscretion although clearly he was on important business. Seagal was impressed when a uniformed dwarf carrying a pink mobile telephone reached Rambo on the ninth hole with important information regarding the Hash. Rest assured the run setting was in good hands; Rambo continued his round of golf.

The run set off from Rotter's house in deep south Lalitpur; Rotter's map confused some when it said 'north' but it primarily confused only those with a half-a-mind and those from Oz - same difference. We went deeper south, up, down, had a couple holds, the usual stuff. It was an exceptionally windy day but

overall a fine day for hashing. Pushy Galore humiliated our GM by pushing him to do her favors on the run, such as eliminating mad calves from the trail and other chivalrous acts. Unbelievable arrogance, not chivalry, is expected from a Hash GM, and Pushy received a firm nomination for Hashit for making our GM into a Sir Lancelot and not Attila the Hun as is Hash tradition. Alas, Pushy escaped punishment since the Circle was decidedly anti-golf. The pack noted that Roadrunner's hair is growing back, so Roadrunner was able to keep his name. Pity the next baldpate that joins the Hash, since he will automatically receive the Hash classic name, ,Dead Locks'. The Circle bid a sad farewell to the stalwart hasher, Hard-On, who has been called to duty by Admiral Lord Nelson in Bangalore. The Admiral was crisp in his instructions to Hard-On and said there was to be no 'dilly-dallying with that idle lot in Kathmandu'. The Hash is expecting Lord Nelson back to Kathmandu sometime during the monsoon, when run conditions are at their worst -that's the way the Admiral likes his runs - hard going, going hard, no Viagra for this old soldier! The Hash welcomed back 'Go East' West from Vietnam. He announced he would be pissing off the next day so he deserves no further mention. Even though Hot Snacks wasn't with us, we enjoyed Rotter's significant udder's hot snacks. Good stuff and the HHHH looks forward to Rotter's next run. This week's run will be at MegaBite's house (see attached map).