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Himalayan Mixed Hash Run No. 1249 |
30 November 2002 |
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| Location | Dakshinkhali Village Inn | Virgins | Chris, Helena, Sven |
| Hares | Keeled Over, unfortunately | Virgins | Joshua, Louis |
| Hashers | 53 | Leavers | Pink Floyd and Glossy Finish |
| Hashit | Bengt the Grate | Returnees | Bengt, Dead Dog |
| Trash | Turd Herder | Trashflash | Rotter, Tadpole |
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The Pictures |
The Trash |
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The Run | |
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The run started off with the entire pack moving in a south westerly direction, with the exception of Towed and Tadpole who left in a south easterly direction, not to be seen again on the run until just before the on-in. Walkers, led by the nimble Rani, left the main pack and diverted along the road into Pharping and then off on a track through the paddy fields. Then into a valley and across the stream on stepping stones, where Helen required assistance to cross and Head Chopper had the first hash crash but avoided getting wet. The walkers continued on paper (for the first time, I might add) up the other side of the valley! Obviously this was the returning route for the runners, who were, at this point some considerable distance away up the same valley. A short journey around the contours took the walkers to the holding check at the Pharping tank. However Rotter, who had last been seen departing with the runners, turned up at the tank just after the walkers arrived. Meanwhile, the runners had looped around Pharping village into the paddy fields and the aforementioned valley. Somewhere thereafter, Hurry Krishna misread the double crosses and caused chaos. Hashers went hither and thither and generally dithered around until the hare, Keeled Over, sorted it out and led them down to the stream. Then up through the village and on to the top of the knoll, by which time "can't get enough" Grumblewald had run every falsie. From here the runners descended to the Pharping tank. Little thought was given to the history of the place which, starting in 1911, provided electric light to the Rana palaces in the Valley. Little thought was also given to the people who had to carry the pipes from Bhimphedi (near Hetauda), to Chiso Paani Gadi, to Kulekhani and eventually to Pharping. However, much thought was given to whether we were going to go down the hill to the Bagmati river. The trail for everyone went down the penstock from the tank, with the runners looping around to the left and the walkers contoured around the Bagmati valley to the right. This obviously was not the route that Rani was meant to lead the walkers, as she kept disappearing to reconnoitre the route ahead. Eventually the walkers climbed up over the terraces to the sounds of "On-on!" coming from higher up and met the runners on a track at the top of the hill. Again more contour running and back to the paper that the walkers had followed on their initial short cut, down over the same stepping stones and across more paddy fields. Then it was along an old stone road, which Rotter thought was the original route from India into Kathmandu (has he really been here that long?), and onto the ON-IN |
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| The Circle | ||
| The bidding for the run score was started at 1.0 and quickly progressed up and down to 1.25. However the GM asserted his authority (must be a first?) and awarded the hares Keeled Over and Rani a 9.9B. | ||
| Virgins | Chris to whom hashing is second best to mountain biking; | |
| Helena who came with her husband because he was not mountain biking | ||
| Sven who was actually on his second hash event having turned up late last week and then did not run | ||
| Joshua from Rhode Island (which is not an island as he reminded everyone) | ||
| Louis Moutahakana from Kampala | ||
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Returnees |
Bengt - the Grate Dane | |
| Gavin who prefers to be known as Dead Dog | ||
| The ever-confused GM, who had forgotten his prompt card this week, then got a down-down for announcing that the returnees were newcomers and then continued with awards for various offences as follows: | ||
| Grumblewald, Viggo, Natsui-san and Radar - showering before the circle (and using up all the hot water) | ||
| Grumblewald and Bog Trotter - conspiring to allow Grumblewald to shower when he was not staying overnight (cheap skate) | ||
| The Febreys - for leaving Kathmandu | ||
| Rotter - for leaving (to the sounds of cheering from the assembled hashers) | ||
| Tadpole, Head Chopper, Pink Floyd, Chris and Jules - all for hash crashes | ||
| Hurry Krishna - for being confused by a double cross on the run; | ||
| Towed and Tadpole - for also being confused on the run and completely going in the wrong direction | ||
| Towed Under - for inattention and carrying out business in the circle (!!!!) | ||
| Bog Trotter and Turd Herder - elegant dressing in the circle; | ||
| Bog Trotter - for only looking at the colours on the hash sheet and not reading it | ||
| Bog Trotter, who by now was full of gas - for wasting beer in the above down-down | ||
| Pink Floyd - assisting the gas bag Bog Trotter in finishing her beer | ||
| Grumblewald and Bog Trotter - wanking | ||
| Mikhael - for bringing Grumblewald to the hash | ||
| Chris - for having his arm in a sling to prevent him from wanking; | ||
| Grumblewald - for drinking from an empty mug; | ||
| Bog Trotter - usurping the GM and being able to control the hash rabble better than the GM | ||
| Pink Floyd - private partying; | ||
| The hashit was awarded to Bengt for just being Bengt. | ||
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The GM then called social drinking but after about twenty minutes and great deliberation by the hash intelligentsia, called the circle back to order to christen Clare with a hash name - Glossy Finish
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