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Himalayan Mixed Hash Run No. 1253 |
21 December 2002 |
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Above - The Hares display the new hash uniform
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| Location | Bhainsipati | Virgins | Moira Potter, Ba Tran |
| Hares | Turd Herder, Bog Trotter, and Akio "Jumping Jack Flash" Matsui | Virgins | Mary, Lindsay |
| Hashers | 42 | Returnees |
too many - see below |
| Hashit | King Arthur | Leavers | Phuckwit, Akio |
| Trash | The Fox | Trashflash | Towed Under |
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The Pictures |
The Trash |
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Cross dresssers
Hash Irrigator/Weedkiller
Hash Disrespect
Burr Chuckers
Kingly Hashit minus the Container |
Christmas cheer! Happy Harriers arrived at the start to find Keeled Over collecting money on the engine hood of the LandRover. What happened to the table? Ah! there is ! Having paid one's dues, one was offered a hot toddy from the said table, courtesy of the Hares who wisely surmised that a drunk pack is easily handled -- they happily wander anywhere. Although most of the local school teachers have abandoned the Hash and Horrors for a break, 42 people managed to show up for a great run. As usual, paper headed down and across the Bhainsipati Road, down to a stream, and check 1. A long (+200 m?) false trail took the old timers straight up the little valley, while the pack looped left and off to check 2 somewhere. Eventually the runners re-grouped at holding check 3 at the Nakhu River motor bridge below Nakhipot. The pack fell for two well marked false trails, the first leading up the river's left bank, and the second down the same bank. Towed and Duckbill chose to ford the river at the end of the first false trail, and explored the cliffs leading up to Nakhipot. The rest of the pack finally got across the bridge and followed the motor road up to holding check 4 and a waiting pack of shortcutters who had been DRIVEN to this check from the Ring Road. They tried to look tired, but fooled no one. Paper went down to the Nakhu River again, with check 5 at a walking bridge. Again Towed and Friend looped too far to the right, as did the Fox and Hurry Krishna, but the three got to paper first and lead the pack to check 6, next to the main Nakhu-Bhainsipati bridge. Paper started to the right across the bridge and climbed to the chariots by the usual side road. Towed efficiently called the pack to order. The one hour run received a Desert Fox 9.9 score, though Hus Kumar, who had seen LITTLE of the run, suggested a score of 10,000 and paid for it. We welcomed the following Virgins: |
| 1. Moira Potter, who has come from Chiang Mai to spend a quiet Christmas with Durga, her sister-in-law, Simon, her nephew, and Kirstie, her niece -- FAR AWAY from the noisier family member. (Yes, and I'll be bringing back a bang - you can get loud explosives in a variety of tins here - GM) | |
| 2. Ba Tran who has come from Vietnam to visit her daughter and family. | |
| 3. Mary Sanders, Peace Corps Volunteer from somewhere near Chicago. She is producing compost and roof top gardens in Kathmandu. Please watch for scenery changes on your next flight out of TIA. | |
| 4. Lindsay Karr, a student from somewhere now studying Nepali in Kathmandu. | |
| We wondered where the following Returnees have been: | |
| 1. John (KING) Chick -- Saving the Empire! | |
| 2. Thuy Chick -- Keeping the KING in line. | |
| 3. James Chick -- Studying | |
| 4. Thanh Mai Chick -- practising throwing burrs | |
| 5. Graham Elderfield -- lost in S.E. Asia | |
| 6. Na Elderfield -- lost with Graham | |
| 7. David McBride | |
| 8. Marlic Hirschy | |
| 9. Trish Batchelor | |
| 10.Bill the Brewer -- Wandering | |
| 11.Hilary -- Wandering with Bill | |
| The Pack awarded several people: | |
| Doma Chudon: Irrigating. | |
| Bog Trotter: Squealing on Doma Chudon. | |
| Ravi: In true volunteer fashion, looking for a free drink by showing of his muddy shoes. | |
| The King: Wanking. | |
| Kirstie: Hash crash -- leaking blood all over her shorts. | |
| Bill and Hilary: cross dressing. | |
| For the pack's protection the R.A. opened a suitcase against Miss Cathy Custard Tart, the charge being "Burr Chucking." Because the local teachers had all run away, Miss Cathy's peers formed a somewhat biased jury which quickly proclaimed her guilty. Cathy immediately named accomplices with the result that the following Burr Chuckers stand accused: | |
| Miss Cathy Custard Tart | |
| Mis Thanh Mai | |
| Miss Kirstie | |
| Mr. James | |
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We note that Sock Sucker, Head Chopper and Hus Kumar somehow escaped punishment. We missed Rani who was busy at home rebuilding the living room after Friday evening's rugby match. She was happy to have Keeled Over, Hus Kumar, and Christopher away for the afternoon. |
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| We bid sad farewells to: | |
| Phuckwit who is off to New Zealand | |
| Akiro "Jumping Jack Flash" Matsui, who returns to Japan for the New Year. | |
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is still no HASHIT! ROTTER BE CAREFUL
-- THE LOCALS THERE WILL NOT BE AMUSED WITH IT! We resorted to an
ordinary mug to award Arthur for
some forgotten reason. The Other King
and the Hares got lots of votes
but Towed thought better. We thank the Rotter's Roost kitchen department for the snacks. |