Himalayan Mixed Hash Run No. 1254

25 December 2002

Above - Heading down towards the Nakhu Khola below Keeled Over's house
Location Towed Hall Virgins Dharma
Hares Father Christmas and an elf Newcomers  
Hashers 30-ish Returnees

Rani and Mrs. Hurry Krishna

Hashit postponed! Leavers Acting GM forgot to ask
Trash Turd Herder Trashflash Towed Under

The Pictures

The Trash

If he's doing that with my wife, I'll do it with his

But did the hare pull her in a second later?

The Hares

When the Master's away

More erect than Santa's

Well I never get near him normally

Mutual support

The hash commenced with the hares announcing that they did not remember how many checks or holding checks were on the run. However they did remember that part of the run was possibly powered by running, some by walking and some by diesel! Also there were short cuts in abundance, two alcoholic holding checks, and a toilet stop for the weak of bladder.

As is usual from Towed Hall, the pack set off in a southerly direction along the track to turn off to the west, down into the valley to the first check which was a delicate shade of pink shredded paper. The elf hare (aka Keeled Over) then prompted the writer to follow along the contour to pick up the trail to check two. Juan Carlos was first to check two, closely followed by Hurry Krishna. Both checked it out further down into the valley but this was completely the wrong direction as the trail went up onto the ridge, along the Bungamati road (complete with ducks and Midge on the lead) and then turned east into the Nakhu Khola valley and to holding check three by a pipal tree.

(Did you know that Towed Under had missed out on buying a turkey for Christmas day and that the Towed family was having duck instead. Obviously they had sent Midge out on a duck quest!)

At the holding check the hash horrors were seen in the distance making their own way to the Rotter abode, where they presumed the first alcoholic holding check was to be. Meanwhile the runners waited for the walkers and then set off down the hill and over the Nakhu Khola by way of the stepping stones. The runners took off on a long loop on the east side of the valley while the walkers had an easy stroll up the hill to the Keeled Over household. This turned out to be a holding check of indeterminate number as the hares could not remember how many checks were on the runners' loop.

Anyway, for the walkers it was holding check four, where we were able to start on the festive cheer of hot rum, deep fried momos, chicken drumsticks and assorted dips. Needless to say, this holding check lasted about 45 minutes (but who was counting?) during which time wheelbarrow races and a cricket match were held by the horrors who were present. Other hashers inspected Keeled Over's new garden shed and wondered why it had taken him a whole Saturday afternoon to sort it out, thus missing a hash.

Eventually "check it out" was called by the hares and the runners were off on an easterly loop while the walkers traversed the track to Rotter's architectural blot on the landscape. Bill the Brewer discovered the only false trail on this part of the run as this took him to the toilet stop.

After more festive cheer of raksi, mulled wine, and home-made chocolate truffles, the walkers took to the vehicles for the drive back to Towed Hall. The rest of the pack took off running across the fields only to be harangued by the local dope smoking fraternity. Needless to say, the runners got back to Towed Hall well before the driven.

The Stand-in GM (Father Christmas (FC) who looked as though he was going to give birth at any moment) brought the circle to order and requested the hares into the middle. Thereupon Keeled Over, as Santa's elf helper, entered the magic circle but FC had lost control already and Moira was brought in for private-partying. (She cannot be related to the absent GM as she took far too long to quaff the down-down).

FC then announced that all partakers of a down-down would be able to put their hand in his sack for a surprise and that, as he was wearing a hood, all partakers must wear a hat in the circle.

The culprits for the delays at the alcoholic holding checks (Rani and Mrs. Rotter) were brought in -only because FC wanted to have two women on his knees at the same time. Anyway back to the run which was awarded a score of 25/12 and the hares received their just reward.

Father Christmas continued with awards for various offences as follows:
Hus - sitting in the circle
Dharma - a virgin from Kathmandu
Rani and Mrs Hurry Krishna - returning runners
All the hash horrors Juan Carlos, Sock Sucker, Christopher, Head Chopper, Custard Tart, Oliver, Hus and Kirstie amongst others - for being hash horrors. For some reason Keeled Over was also in the circle and despite the urging of FC declined to sit on FC's knee
Juan Carlos and Towed - hash crashes while setting, and during, the run
Tibetgal - for gate crashing at Beaufort's house when she could not find the hash pack after she arrived late and wandered around for an hour
Tibetgal, Beaufort and Mrs. Beaufort - for not running and only arriving for the circle
Apple - for saying that he neither walked nor ran on the run - how did he get round the circuit?
Bill the Brewer - for being American and contemplating invading Iraq, North Korea and Iran
Bog Trotter and Turd Herder - for wearing erect Santa hats and being able to keep the end up for several hours;
Head Chopper and Towed Under - for pretending to wear hats in the circle. These were not hats but more like tea cosies
· Mr. & Mrs. Hurry Krishna and Moira - for not having hats in the circle
Father Christmas - for encouraging the female hashers to have a dark and dirty grope in his sack
Mrs. Rotter - the present-less one (really Father Christmas just wanted a photo with Mrs. Rotter on his knee to send to the absent GM)
Towed Under - another present-less one (again FC really just wanted a grope!!)
Keeled Over and Apple - private-partying
Father Christmas - for being disorientated and directing hashers to next Saturday's run (in Bhaktapur) in a westerly direction
Hurry Krishna - for organising a New Year's day run (to be confirmed on Saturday)
Then it finally came to award the hashit - but where is it? Mrs. Rotter emphatically denied that she had it. So it was held in abeyance until either Rotter returns, or the trophy is found.