Himalayan Mixed Hash Run No. 1362 25 December 2004
Location Rotters Roost, Nakhipot Hares Rotter, Socksucker
Hashers 19, of whom THREE paid for beer Hashit Steffan
Trash Steffan Trashflash Rotter, Tibet Gal, etc
Remarkables virgins: Ruska Dhungol returnees: Apple, Chris, Yogi Hare, Moira of GM,
The Pictures The Trash

Hares

Virgin Ruska being readied by Santa Pollock

Returnees Moira and Apple

Non-performing wanker

Hashit

A great Christmas Hash. Despite the fact that most of the trail was without paper, the experienced hashers still managed to find their way, probably following their nose towards the next stop for food and drinks of which there were two on the trail. The Grand Master hash-crashed in a truly grand way and even managed to turn his shorts back to front. How this could happen will probably remain a mystery for generations to come but several shocked onlookers complained and may result in legal action.

Fittingly for the day, the circle was run temporarily by Father Christmas alias Bruce … … Not surprisingly, his polite and friendly attitude towards this bunch of half drunk and lazy hashers did not yield the required attention and so the GM had to take over in his usual brutish manner. The run was given a compromise rating of 9.5 since opinions varied quite a bit from 9.9 to 0.0.

Steffan

Splendid effort Steffan! An accurate, concise, and true account of the day's proceedings, wit mingled with erudition. Towed take note. GM

I should note Steffan's particular advantage to write the above. Not only did he not arrive at the special Christmas time, but he was also 15 minutes late for the normal 14:00 hrs departure. You will note his absence from the top picture. And he had no money. Despite a lot of creeping to me The Hashit quite flew towards his hand. GM