Himalayan Mixed Hash Run No. 1382 14 May 2005
Location Sundarijal beach Hares Yogi Hare, Root Carnal, Shiva
Hashers 40 Hashit Gun-runner (in absentia)
Trash Keeled Trashflash Towed Under and Rotter
Remarkables virgins: Bayako returnees: 69, Dave, Moosette, Yoshi, Rita, Lao Lover and his Lover, Michael Schumacher, Chris Grant leavers: somebody
The Pictures The Trash

Relaxing at a check

The three hares

Gunter virgin

They say its good for your hair!

What a bunch of returnees

Global warmers

Yet another new shoes down-down

The latest hash fashion

This supposedly 8 or 9-check run set off upstream along the Bagmati River south past the first two checks. The paper from Check 2 was eventually found going off to the east up a steep grassy bank where Towed got gripped and nearly failed to reach the top and Holding Check 3. The throng eventually assembled and then checked it out. There was only one option and the paper was soon found heading east on to level ground. The trail now twisted in and out of fields and in-between the roads and valleys around Alapot, Akashe and Phuyalgau villages.

Holding check 7 was atop another bluff by a germinating field of maize and soyabean that got a good trampling. Yogi, as he had been doing all along, pointed the pack in the right direction once a few front-running idiots had set off in the wrong directions. Root Carnal brought up the rear. The paper was steeply down below. Yet more scrambling about in steep sandy gullies, secluded valleys, and along rural roads brought the chariots into sight. Ignoring the last check — which is becoming a habit amongst certain hashers such as yours truly — most of us headed home.

All in all an enjoyable run through good hashing territory with the key ingredient of several options from most checks. The hares were given a well-deserved 9.9 for their ingenuity although there were some misgivings about the wrong information on the number of checks given out at the start.

The GM then awarded further down-downs to:

virgin Gunther for escaping his deflowering the week before and for wearing new shoes
Bayako for being a fresh virgin and for being less uncouth than the average hasher
Towed and Moosette for something I am sure they richly deserved
Yoshi for wearing yet another pair of new shoes on the hash and wearing some very silly socks
Rotter for crashing and not providing ice for the beer

Brian for being awarded the hash eponym Gnhasher

Socksucker, Mustard Fart, and Custard Tart and friend for not even going on the walk
Tony, Karen and Dave and the Fox (?) for adding to global warming
Big Jim for hogging the headlines and denying global warming
Grumble and 69 for riding vintage motorbikes and 69 for pulling a muscle

and penultimately to the Fox who turned up late, headed off running in completely the wrong direction, and only picked up paper on Check 8!

The Hashit was awarded in-absentia to Gun Runner for failing to bring it back and proceedings ended with Rotter exhorting everyone to “Shut up and go and talk amongst yourselves.”