Satrdai May 15f

Twood help if I culd even remmbr werre the hash wos on this day. I fink itwos somewere ner swayumbuu andwos set bigh hairs rajan and shhhhassa.

It wos verry hot on this day and very hot indeed jimi or rabbi or won of the uther pseudo GEE-Ms took chaj and told evrywon wot a hash is. They cood av just been more visual abut it as there was lost ov hash on the hill beehand us. We ran in the hot wether and nearly dyed. Jimi got attacked bigh sum rodewrkrs who grabbd him an purred boilng tarmac over his legs as a form of punishmnt . Or maybe he jst ran thrugh there rodworks. We oll got lost.

The farst runnrs ran a lot. The workers worked a lot and the slow runnrs dint run wery much! We wnert  up a wery steip hill and cam oll da wai bac down. It wos like a slide wiv leaves all over it, we slid 4 about 5 kilometrss it felt like. Sum pple crashd at this staj. it was lighyk an amuuusment pac.

At the end thr wer brownys fanks to DR. DEF and sum somosas. The beer was verry cheep ‘u r a star’ beer and Stikki Vikki demo-ed the perfick star jump. All down downs rekwired a star jump b4hand. Becci thort this was hilarious and wuld not stop clapping at the str jumps and was givn her hash nam (FINALLY)  and olso nighted. She shll now be nown as Happi Clapper and will clap whenevr she lighyks. Hash was givn 9.9. 4 its vues and seenery.

Chek jimis legs if u see him to see if tarmac is still stuk.